Anonymous: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? 

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the-doctors-sexiest-companion:

candyhalo:

ask-sexually-deprived-eve:

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS GETS A DRAWING

JUST

A DRAWING

NOTHING SPECIAL, WHATEVER I THINK OF WHEN I LOOK AT YOUR BLOG FOR FIVE SECONDS OR SOMETHING LIKETHAY

QUALITY MIGHT RANGE FROM HORSESHIT TO PUKEWORTHY

GO NUTS

-Hugo

This sounds interesting.

I hope this is real. <3 I love drawings. 

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whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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harryflack:

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

image

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the-vashta-nerada:

there’s literally nothing worse than being in a cuddling mood and you have nobody to cuddle with

this is a scientific fact 

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

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syupon:

tamaraldbrennan:

Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite ship

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Thank

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM image

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notahoe:

there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds 

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